Will work for beads!

"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar..."

EVERYBODY wants to get into the act.  I try (unsuccessfully) to hide my boredom.
Snappy dresser, though.

My parents, John and Lillian.
My father taught me how to swear and climb trees.
My mother lights a lot of candles for me.

Constant demands from my small but deeply disturbed following made it necessary to hire these three hire bodyguards from Baton Rouge.

Even as a young child, I scanned the newspapers for comedy listings.

Never to proud to go for the cheap laugh.

 

Me and a heckler.

Weird guy who keep following me around.

"The Coven:" My Three Sisters, My Mom and Me.

Clockwise: Linda, me, Janette, Shirley and Mom in the middle--always in the middle of something.

Biker Chick 

.....or Ninth Grade English Teacher?

Cleans up good!