What do you get when you cross a farm girl with a former partner in a major Detroit law firm?

  Answer: The comic musings of Connie Ettinger, a self-styled “recovering lawyer.”

What started out as an odd idea for a bit has become, amazingly, a cult classic for my small group of deeply disturbed pseudo-fans.  After shows, people are always offering me new phrases to add to "The List."  Here's your chance at a piece of the limelight.  Do you have your own exceedingly clever euphemism for self-gratification?  Add it here (along with your name so you can get full credit, of course) and it may become part of the act for everyone to enjoy.  Dazzle me!